A downloadable game for Windows



Journey from a scientist to a SUPER SCIENTIST is about to begin. 

Become Captain Flat Earth and gather evidence to prove, once and for all, that the earth is flat. But beware, there are those who would try to stop you.  Evil members of the Fake News Society™ and mythical creatures hiding on the other side will stand in your way..  Armed with the mighty shield of ghost Parallax, you must strike them down and complete your quest.

Single player 2D Flatformer


3 levels

Keyboard and mouse recommended, 

but also works with an Xbox controller


Keyboard & mouse:

Movement – A/D

Jump – Space

Interact – F

Shoot shield – Left Mouse Button

Block with shield – Right Mouse Button

Enter toilet – W/S

Move camera - Q/E

Pause – ESC

Xbox controller:

Movement – LS

Jump – A/LT

Interact – X

Shoot shield – RT

Block with shield – RS

Enter toilet – LS Up/Down

Camera position - RB/LB

Move camera - RT/LT

Pause – Start


Captain Flat Earth.zip 155 MB

Install instructions

1. Unpack it. The game needs about 4GB free space on a hdd.

2. Launch "Captain Flat Earth.exe".


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My first reaction to running this game was "Oh my, this is adorable." The visuals work perfectly for this kind of lighthearted little adventure. 

The game feels very good and intuitive, and the cutscene limericks move the story forward in an engaging way - I wanted to know how the Captain's story ends! 

A few places could do with a bit more of a polishing, such as some of the cutscene texts cropping a bit from the bottom (they seemed to be aligned a bit inconsistently) and entering the toilets seemed a bit hit or miss. I guess I never hit the right pixel when pressing the buttons, huh? Holding down W or S worked quite alright, though!

Also  the font is not working with the Ö & Ä in one of the surnames in the credits :D how dare the fontmakers ignore the Finnish letters, right?

Overall, the game feels, looks and sounds great! Nice job, y'all!

PS. I went the same route as Cryptic here in the third level, it looked possible so it felt the game wanted me to go there :P

thanks for playing our game. :D  Glad to hear you enjoyed it. ^^

Really cute game. I wish the cutscene texts were on screen for longer. 


Thank you for playing our game :)   

(the hard wall climb + jump + wall climb in the third level was not actually the ""right"" way to go, fun to see you making it and cheesing the level though :,D) 

If I chose the right way the world would still think the Earth is round. ;)